Words from Miao

FUCK THE PERSON WHO STOLE MY PHONE

You're so going to rot in hell when you die.
Haiz.
Blame it on me being too careless nor.
Or maybe i should have listened to my mum and not go to funland - -".
*I HATE YOU G*
You made me go to funland =X
(Funland is evil.
My cousin lost like T-W-O handphones there.
*I think*
A mp3 and i think his wallet.
Pianosensei lost his wallet there too)
Fsian la.
Now have to think of a way to let people contact me.

Been so fass busy.
Finally got time to blog.
Week 16 le O_O!.
Exams are fugging near.

I'm going to stalk ALOT of blogs.
(Esp those with a long history. =P)
It's fun reading what they've posted so long ago.
Think about what i was doing then.
Think about how much they've changed.
(For the better or for worse x_x)
How they were thinking then.
You should try that too XD.
It's exercise for the brain ^^.
http://buaiesongkia.blogspot.com
(Though it's not THAT old.)
I think godmiao.blogspot has been MY oldest blog =X.

*runs off to blogstalk*
PS.
I'll really torture the person who stole my phone if i ever get the chance.
I'll cut his legs at the heel to stop him from running.
Slice all his fingers one by one.
(I think i'll cut his arm tendons to stop him from struggling)
Then heat up the knife and take a super rusty blunt penknife.
Then start cutting the wounds that i've sliced slowly and trying to make them open.
Eventually i'll reach the bones.
Then i'll 1st peel off or cut off a part of each of his fingers to expose his white shiny bones.
Then maybe i'll start prodding/cutting it from the bone.
Just like skinning a pig.
Except that i'm taking his flesh/muscles along with it.
Then maybe i'll just let him bleed to death there.
Or better.
Let him live ARMLESS.
My whole idea is to let him suffer as much pain as possible without killing.
So many ways. so little time.
The person would have most probably bled to death.
By the time it gets really fun.
I KNOW 2 wrongs don't make one right.
But at least i'll feel better.

I'll REALLY do it.
Only if the guy like killed my family/friend.

But if i DO find the theif.
I won't be so cruel la.
It's just a phone.
I'll most probably make him choke on HIS phone or something.
Save him then CHOKE him again.
Then maybe after that i'll call the police.

The theif does not know how PISSED i am.
At least return it to the counter if you see it right
What if it was YOUR phone.
Chee Bye kia.